This is it.
The thing you've been wondering about since this website went online. This was done in response to the infamous "Dancing Baby". It was created for a commercial but was never actually used so I finished it on my own time as part of a comedy reel and here you have it. I had hoped it would become just as popular as the dancing baby, oh well. I'm distributing the Lightwave 3D objects and scene file here for those who would like to alter and add to this little animated dinner. If you create something funny with it please post it to your website and e-mail me the URL or send it to me and I'll try to post it here. If you would like to use it for commercial purposes, please contact me for more information.

Click here to download The Turkey Files. These are the Lightwave 3D objects and scene files in a zip archive and it is 287KB in size. WARNING: If you're not a 3D animator this will be a complete waste of your time.