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Name: Kevin J. Osiowy
D.O.B.: 8/31/51
Place of Birth: Chicago, Illinois

I attended both public and parochial elementary schools, Lane Technical High School and DeVry Institute of Technology. I did a three year hitch in the U.S. Army and did a tour and a half (18 months) in Vietnam. Have been in both management and hourly positions. Worked for UPS in both capacities for 9 years. Have also worked as a headhunter, salesman and service manager. I've seen my share of adversity in that I worked two jobs totaling 72 hours a week for over a year to stay afloat. I am currently a courier at GYY in Chicago and have worked for FedEx for a little over 10 years. Married with no children (by choice - just to fend off all the wiseasses out there). Been with the same gal for 21 years now and am still hopelessly in love with her but my longest relationship (non-sexual, again for the benefit of all you wiseasses) has been with my best friend (also a FedEx employee) whom I've known since 7th grade (Hi Andy!). I'm also still very close friends with a fellow who helped me retain my sanity in Vietnam (Hi Dan!) and who honored me by making me Godfather to his only child. Been a "Best Man" three times (but never a Maid Of Honor - wiseass interceptor). Hobbies are computer geeking, woodworking and oldies music collecting! Last, but not least, I'm a pro-choice and pro-labor Republican and Rush Limbaugh dittohead who doesn't see a damn thing wrong with gay marriages! That ought to have you scratching your head in bewilderment.

Heroes: George Patton, Douglas MacArthur, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III

Villains: Norman Lear, Phil Donahue, Gloria Steinem, Bill Clinton

Favorite Films: Sleepless In Seattle, It's A Wonderful Life, Patton, MacArthur

Favorite Songs: I Can Hear Music, You And Me (We Wanted It All), Do The Walls Come Down.

Favorite Artists: Carly Simon, Beach Boys, Sinatra, Four Seasons, James Brown, Beatles

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard and Larry Fine.